Hey, you!
Yes, YOU!
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Do you have a passion for geology?
Have you ever been condemned to a life of eternal torture by the Gods, Olympian or otherwise?
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What does it do, I can hear you asking?
A better question is, what can’t it do?
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(Mountains and Wrath of Zeus sold separately.)
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30/30 Challenge Day 2 – “One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” – Albert Camus
Tyler DeWriter 