(Poetry) Job Hunt Roulette

Step right up,
ladies and gents,
and welcome to Job Hunt Roulette!

Feast your eyes upon
this game of chance,
and go for the grand prize!

Millions of listings!
Millions of chances!

Just give that wheel a spin!

Oops! Try again!
Oops! Try again!
Oops! Try again!

Don’t have a driver’s license?
Oops! Try again!

No forklift certification?
Oops! Try again!

Don’t have enough experience?
Oops! Try again!

How do you get experience, you might be asking?
Just get a job!
It’s that easy!

How do you get a job, you might be asking?
Just get experience!
It’s that easy!

Don’t lose heart!
Try again!
Try again!
Try again!

Application rejected?
Sorry! Try again!

Employer ghosted you?
Sorry! Try again!

Interview failed?
Sorry! Try again!

Try again!
Try harder!

Put in more spins!
More hours!
More effort!

Not like you have a choice.

Give it your best shot!
You’ll hit those
one-in-a-million odds eventually!

Just spin the wheel again!
And again!
It’s a game that never ends!